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Aeon Flux (2005) ![]() |
| Cast: Charlize Theron,
Marton Csokas,
Jonny Lee Miller,
Sophie Okonedo,
Amelia Warner,
Caroline Chikezie,
Frances McDormand,
Pete Postlethwaite,
Nikolai Kinski,
Paterson Joseph Director(s): Karyn Kusama Language: English Genre: Science Fiction Website: Click Here |
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This is a perfect example of style over substance. The whole think was nonsensical from beginning to end. Very avoidable. It shows you how bad a movie can be when Charlize Theron in a skin-tight suit can't save it.
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Terrible....simply terrible. I've been meaning to see this but have avoided it to date KNOWING I would hate it. WHY!!?!? WHWWHWHWHWHWYYYY!!?!!?? I guess you could ask the same to people who slow down to look at a car crash. Human nature?!! Derek got it BANG on: STYLE over substance...everything in this movie is (if I may borrow the artsy word, Mitch): KITSCH. EVERYTHING is "meant" to look COOOL and futuristic but comes off looking like a 1.5 hour Chanel #5 perfume ad. EVERYONE pouts, EVERYONE saches instead of walking, EVERYONE flips and does all these gymnastic routines instead of simply fucking WALKING. Even the ACTION/FIGHT scenes were more a choreographed rythm and dance routine. Fucking hell, wouldn't have looked out of place had they had judges at the end giving 10's for the ribbon and baton routine. 1 star for Charlize Theron's wee little titties.
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Actually, WATCHING the movie only made me MORE interested in seeing the ORIGINAL graphic novel and MTV cartoon... Because the STORY had promise if not the delivery stank like shaiiite.
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