|Cast: Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O'Donnell, Bobby Cannavale, Stephen Rannazzisi, Shirley Knight|
Director(s): Steve Carr
This was on the tube the other night, and Deril and I were watching maybe 5 minutes of it, get ready to ETB it, and then we ended up watching mostly the whole thing for whatever ungodly reason, like a train wreck you can't take your eyes off of.
No laughs whatsoever, not even a smirk or giggle.
Truly and utterly pathetic (and more so because we watched like idiots).
It's essentially 'Home Alone', but in a mall, with 1 1/2 hours of fat guy Kevin James either A) riding a segway, or B) rolling around on the floor. Seriously, that's about it. Everything about this 'film' had a made-for-TV vibe - the acting, writing, direction, editing...
...it's just one of those films where you wonder why there's a market for this and who in their right mind watches this and finds it remotely funny? This is what's wrong with the world. Fuck Kevin James and his fat guy shtick, that's what I say.
Couldn't agree more. I really don't know why we kept watching and watching. It wasn't even funny bad. Just bad bad. I agree with Mitch's whole "fuck Kevin James and his fat guy shtick"
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