|Cast: Dave Foley,
Director(s): Jesse T. Cook
Genre: Action / Disaster
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A NEW low in Manos. Everything that came before can now officially be stricken from the record as a new low-bar has been set?
Can it be LOWERED??! Only TAYME will tell...
Indeed. The day has finally come when Mikey is relieved of his scapegoat status in bringing forth the bullshit that was 'Alien 3000' and 'Raging Sharks'. There is a new champion in the bowels of crimes against PLONT, and his name is Rob.
This was absolutely the worst, most annoying, get-it-over-with piece of crap ever viewed at Manos, and by god, there's been plenty of that over the years.
Let's get out the checklist: filmed in Collingwood, cameos by Jimmy Hart and Kevin Nash, Dave Foley and Art Hingle needing a paycheque like never before, costumes/make-up directly from the Halloween section of Dollarama, tedious backstories of the monsters, video game narration by Lance Henrikson ("Glorious Combo!"), cheap unfunny hunour, and seemingly painstakingly long considering we pretty much fast-forwarded most of it.
It goes without saying that acting/direction/cinematography/plot/sets/etc....were all bottom of the barrel and done by amateurs with no sense of what entertainment is. It seemed like a poorly filmed YTV show that never got aired. If we ever watch a movie that is worse than this - may god have mercy on our souls!!! DAMN YOU ROB!!!!
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