|Cast: Halle Berry,
Jesus H Christ!
What kinda bullS__t is this? One of the worst "superhero-type" movies EVER (may have even been worse than Daredevil.
Story line is non-existant. Her powers are basically to turn into a CGI'd Halle Berry and jump all over the place. Sharon Stone can't act and looks OLD & nasty!
Just a poor performance all over (from writing to direction to acting etc etc etc ).
The only thing I found a bit amusing is that there is actually a woman referred to as "the crazy cat lady". She has a big house filled with cats - right outta the Simpsons.
DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE. Anat kept asking why I was watching such a bad movie, and why I wouldn't turn it off. My answer: "So that I can give it a good bombing on the website"
Your dedication is touching! What about the boobies? That was supposed to be the best part!
yes yes, her boobies are nice. Her is basically tight leather pants with a next-to-nothing bra/top which shows much cleavage. Personally she looks much hotter in other movies (Die another day & the one with Travolta where she is topless....the name escapes me for now....Fishbait or something).
Operation: Swordfish. Didn't see it.
I am Catwoman! I have the power of terrible CGI!...and worse acting!
Nothing positive to take away from this film. Even the sexy Halle Berry - supposed to be the major selling point - has looked better in other films, where she wasn't mantled with an awful, dated hairstyle. Proof that Benjamin Bratt doesn't cut it as a leading man. But overall, the script and dialogue is just too moronic to overcome, leaving the actors with nothing to do but scowl and spew cheese. A final showdown - 'catfight' if you will, haha - between Berry and Stone could've had so much to offer but instead we're left with staged melodramatic sequences and unsuspenseful action. When all of Berry's cleavage can't salvage a superhero movie, it's a sad, sad day.
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