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Catwoman (2004) ![]() |
| Cast: Halle Berry,
Benjamin Bratt,
Lambert Wilson,
Frances Conroy,
Sharon Stone,
Alex Borstein Director(s): Pitof Language: English Genre: Adventure |
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Jesus H Christ! What kinda bullS__t is this? One of the worst "superhero-type" movies EVER (may have even been worse than Daredevil. Story line is non-existant. Her powers are basically to turn into a CGI'd Halle Berry and jump all over the place. Sharon Stone can't act and looks OLD & nasty! Just a poor performance all over (from writing to direction to acting etc etc etc ). The only thing I found a bit amusing is that there is actually a woman referred to as "the crazy cat lady". She has a big house filled with cats - right outta the Simpsons. DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE. Anat kept asking why I was watching such a bad movie, and why I wouldn't turn it off. My answer: "So that I can give it a good bombing on the website" | ||
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Your dedication is touching! What about the boobies? That was supposed to be the best part! | ||
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yes yes, her boobies are nice. Her is basically tight leather pants with a next-to-nothing bra/top which shows much cleavage. Personally she looks much hotter in other movies (Die another day & the one with Travolta where she is topless....the name escapes me for now....Fishbait or something). | ||
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Operation: Swordfish. Didn't see it. | ||
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Just awful. I am Catwoman! I have the power of terrible CGI!...and worse acting! Nothing positive to take away from this film. Even the sexy Halle Berry - supposed to be the major selling point - has looked better in other films, where she wasn't mantled with an awful, dated hairstyle. Proof that Benjamin Bratt doesn't cut it as a leading man. But overall, the script and dialogue is just too moronic to overcome, leaving the actors with nothing to do but scowl and spew cheese. A final showdown - 'catfight' if you will, haha - between Berry and Stone could've had so much to offer but instead we're left with staged melodramatic sequences and unsuspenseful action. When all of Berry's cleavage can't salvage a superhero movie, it's a sad, sad day.
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